I fear the coronavirus pandemic has triggered some form of early ‘midlife’ crisis, at the tender age of 29. I’m not sure why the lockdown has had such a profound effect. In many ways it’s my ideal lifestyle. Zero chance of a foreign holiday, no struggling to squeeze through obstacles at horrific softplay centres and…
Will the coronavirus story I tell my son be positive or negative?
In my virtual scrapbook of family life, this blog chapter on the coronavirus chaos could be relayed to our now two-year-old son in one of two contrasting ways in years to come. I could tell him the tale of the night I tucked him into bed and headed to the supermarket, recall the locust-plagued shelves…
Society needs to look at itself before pointing finger of blame at media
The tragic death of Caroline Flack is still a very raw subject. Regardless of the circumstances, the world has lost another person – loved by friends and family – well before their time. The printed media took a chunk of blame. Hours after Caroline’s death the British press was subject to calls from tens of…
Bluebell Railway visit signals Christmas is here
The festive season is upon us – confirmed for me yesterday when Santa rocked on up on the vintage steam train we were on. Albie is obsessed with his trains at the moment, to the extent that he’s climbing atop his train table and taking apart the track like a Gozilla figure (climbing not so…
The Very Hungry Caterpillar takes over bedtime
Reading a book a day will expose Albie to hundreds of thousands of words by the time he starts school, according to research, but I’m not sure he’ll manage that considering The Very Hungry Caterpillar contains just 240. Not all of those are unique, either… The arrival of Albie’s second birthday last weekend coincided with…
Back with a Bing: Hey Duggee addiction, tantrums, treats and turning two
We’re back after a blogging break – with two Bings, a TV addition and a sixth sense for McDonald’s!
Pitch, Worthing: Review of our night out at MasterChef champion Kenny Tutt’s debut restaurant
Masterchef has showcased the wondrous world of delicate dining to the mainstream millions. It seemed fitting, therefore, that our first foray into the world of higher-end cuisine was in the capable hands of Worthing’s own MasterChef Kenny Tutt, champion of the 2018 BBC cooking contest. Reality TV often delivers precious little; the spark fizzles out…
Love Island: why are my papers covering it?
There’s plenty of things in this world I don’t like – and ITV’s Love Island is firmly on the list. The programme divides opinion. Of all the ways to find love, it must be among the more questionable options. At one time, though, internet dating struck me as an odd concept and I can no…
A milestone for Headline Spews – and an update
Just over a year ago I set up Headline Spews as a way of providing a family scrapbook, informing people about Albie’s allergies and shining a light on the world of local journalism. Some 86 posts and thousands of views later I think we’ve generally hit the mark on all three – and thanks so…
Wotsits, flapjack and more projectile spewing
Albie’s current TV favourite is Hey Duggee – and the notorious Stick Song is a hit. For the uninitiated, the Stick Song is largely based on the lyrics ‘Stick, stick, stick, stick (x2), sticky, sticky, stick stick’. But in our house at the moment, it’s more a case of ‘sicky, sicky, sick sick’. Our old…
